someone please shed some light | where is the narrator in my life C: amanda@creepupmytee.com Life: Rant This is a crazy post but have I mentioned how much I love to kill spiders? It's absolutely gratifying and fulfilling when I kill spiders and ants. I wish I was brave enough to kill lizards and cockroaches too. Okay I've Baygon-ed 2 cockroaches so far, but lizards are too slimy, awful and disgusting. Like what the hell kills them in the first place? Their tails can drop off and they can still crawl elsewhere! What kind of shit are they??? I love to kill spiders because they think they are damn smart. They invade our territories and build their stupid webs all over. And they think humans are too lazy to destroy their webs. MUAHAHA NOT ME. I mean it's fine if we get bitten by mosquitoes cos we invade their territories, we 'deserve' to be bitten. But why are spiders coming to our houses and building THEIR houses when we didn't invite them?! I wonder if they cry when I destroy their webs. I love to crush the big spiders, so suddenly and quietly from behind, with toilet paper. I really don't care that they are creatures of God blah blah blah, they are super annoying and all deserve to be killed, killed, KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid, idiotic, monstrous spider spotted at Hougang!